| Fullname: | Hazel Morrish |
| Nickname: | Nut Blondie Dave Hazlet |
| DOB: | 21/04/84 |
| Occupation: | Gloucester Old Boys Dogs Body |
| Weight: | You don't ask ladies that! |
| Height: | Vertically challenged |
| Position: | NA |
| Previous Club: | Gordano RFC (Girls) |
| Honours: | Bath Girls Rugby |
| Facinating Fact: | I want Liam Hemming to stop trying to pee on me |